Your Burning Questions Answered (Maybe)

 

Help! My sticker looks like it went through a shredder / got into a fight / is just plain wrong. That sucks. let's try to fix it. reach out to us at support@vancouverstickercompany.com

Help! My sticker looks like it went through a shredder / got into a fight / is just plain wrong. That sucks. let's try to fix it. reach out to us at support@vancouverstickercompany.com


Can I return my stickers? I don't like them anymore / My dog gave me a disapproving look. yeah. you can check out our super involved return process here.

Um, I accidentally stuck the sticker onto my cat/laptop/forehead. Can I get a replacement? Usually, no. But if you send a picture of this tragic scene, we might be amused enough to post it on our socials and send you some more stickers to thank you for the entertainment. 

What if I lick the back of the sticker? Asking for a friend. Please tell your "friend" not to do that. Seriously, why is this even a question? It's paper, ink, and adhesive, not a lollipop. If said "friend" ignored common sense and licked it anyway, maybe suggest they call a doctor? Or a therapist? Look, we aren't doctors, and we definitely aren't liable if you decide to taste-test the product. We just make 'em sticky, we don't make 'em edible.

I'm angry! I want to complain! I have FEELINGS about these stickers! Lay it on us! Seriously, feel free to call and give us an earful, or write a scathing letter (bonus points for dramatic flair or glitter). We actually read this stuff. And hey, if your complaint is particularly witty, absurdly angry, or just plain hilarious, we might just feature it on the company blog. Consider it your chance for anonymous fame (or shame). So go on, roast away. It makes our Tuesdays more interesting.

When are you guys actually, like, working? We're generally milling about during what loosely resembles normal business hours out here on the West Coast (remember, Vancouver, Washington, Pacific Time). Think Monday through Friday, during daylight, mostly. But honestly, the website gets updated whenever someone feels like it, which is surprisingly often. We're constantly tweaking things, adding stuff, fixing typos someone finally noticed. So, yeah, check back whenever – things might have changed in the last five minutes. It's chaos, but it's our chaos.

What's your company's official stance on [insert political/social/economic issue here]? We make stickers.